α (Alpha) is a magnificent clockwork automaton designed to be the most beautiful object crafted by human hands. After a brief stint on the Exhibition circuit playing chess, he vanished into obscurity after losing to The Turk. In 2005 he was found in a garage in Hackney, dusty and bored witless. He was soon the toast of the club scene and followed his passion for music to become a celebrity DJ. Dissatisfied with his shallow mates, he boarded a steamer to Australia before their fickleness saw him back in that Hackney garage.

Aviatrix Tinkerbell is a fairy princess, and a lieutenant in the Guild of Chronambulatory Aethernauts. Previously stationed as a Dastardly Pirate and Heroic Lifeguard in a small Victorian principality, Aviatrix Tinkerbell (Tinker for short) has journeyed far to become a part of the Prometheus Bound Audio Corps, braving high winds, cosmic madness, and university politics along the way.

VodkaNoir is a Pixie-like being from a parrallel dimension of pure EBM, sent to Earth to learn about other forms of music. Greatly impressed by the musical diversity he encountered, he defected and became a citizen of the third dimension. He nests at the 4ZzZ radio station, ensconced with millions of hours worth of music. Occasionally he forgets which frequency he is supposed to vibrate at in order to sustain a physical form, and turns into a tasty dance track, or the harpsichord melody from Golden Brown.